Lovelace vs. Lovelace

''We admit that the Snow White movie standoff brewing next year has gotten the lion's share of our attention, but we're happy to report that we have yet another film competition to track: The battle of the Linda Lovelace movies is back on! When last we checked in, Matthew Wilder had replaced Lindsay Lohan with Malin Akerman for his Lovelace biopic Inferno, while directors Rob Epstein and Jeffrey Friedman were wooing Kate Hudson and James Franco for Lovelace, their own take on the famous porn star. The latter project appeared to fall by the wayside when Hudson became pregnant, but Olivia Wilde tells E! that she may assume the title role: "It would be a tremendous honor. It's such a cool role. She was a fascinating woman — with where she came from to Deep Throat to then working with Gloria Steinem and Nora Ephron." If Franco is still attached to play Lovelace's manager-husband Chuck Traynor, this version will have the other beat on cheekbones alone.''
-E!
I only have two words to say about this: MALIN AKERMAN, the woman is an amazing actress, and she has that round face that Linda had. Inferno all the way! (Although it would have been fun to see Lohan try to do this...)

Longest Running Crap

New York Magazine lists the 12 longest running reality shows:
01. The Real World (1992, 25 seasons)
02. Survivor (2000, 22 seasons)
03. The Bachelor & The Bachelorette (2002, 22 seasons)
04. The Amazing Race (2001, 18 seasons)
05. America's Next Top Model (2003, 16 seasons)
06. The Biggest Loser (2004, 11 seasons)
07. Big Brother (2000, 13 seasons)
08. Dancing With The Stars (2005, 12 seasons)
09. The Apprentice (2004, 11 seasons)
10. American Idol (2002, 10 seasons)
11. Hell's Kitchen (2005, 9 seasons)
12. Project Runway (2004, 9 seasons)

AA + eBay

''By joining up with eBay, American Apparel will hopefully boost its Internet sales, which currently make up less than ten percent of the company's revenue. It's also good for eBay, supposedly, because they're trying to target the tech-savvy 18-to-25-year-old market, which makes up American Apparel's core demographic. Although American Apparel will have to pay a commission for all sales brokered through eBay's interface, they expect the deal to generate "several million dollars in sales within its first year." Which, needless to say, Dov Charney could really use. The partnership is tentatively scheduled to launch on September 1.''
-nymag

Cowboy Fails

Here are the 10 least realistic cowboy movies of all time, according to IFC.com:
10. The Terror Of Tiny Town (1939)
09. Shanghai Noon (2000)
08. Undead Or Alive: A Zombedy (2007)
07. Cowboys and Aliens (2011)
06. Wild Wild West (1999)
05. Westworld (1973)
04. Back To The Future Part III (1990)
03. The White Buffalo (1977)
02. Billy The Kid vs. Dracula (1966)
01. El Topo (1970)

Worst House Guests

Here are the 5 worst things a house guest can do, according to the Village Voice's Michael Musto:
05. Brings an extra guest without asking.
04. Raids the fridge without permission.
03. Expects to be entertained at every moment.
02. Uses the host's toothbrush.
01. Doesn't bring a gift or even send a thank you card.

2012 Oscar Hopefuls

Here are the 50 big films vying for Oscar's attention this year, according to the UK's Guardian newspaper. If you're like me you're gonna watch out for these titles, and try to see as many as you can before oscar season begins so that you know what you're talking about when the discussions start:
My Week With Marilyn, The Iron Lady, The Ides Of March, J Edgar, The Tree Of Life, Young Adult, A Dangerous Method, The Deep Blue Sea, On The Road, The Whistleblower, Like Crazy, Coriolanus, We Need To Talk About Kevin, Beginners, The Artist, Midnight In Paris, Jane Eyre, Super 8, Take Shelter, The Myth Of The American Sleepover, Wuthering Heights, 50/50, The Debt, This Must Be The Place, We Bought a Zoo, Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy, The Descendants, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo, War Horse, Carnage, Extremely Loud And Incredibly Close, Albert Nobbs, Hugo, The Rum Diary, W.E., The Help, Moneyball, Shame, Contagion, Martha Marcy May Marlene, Drive, The Woman In Black, Haywire, Melancholia, Natural Selection, Tyrannosaur, The Thing, Bridesmaids, The Adventures Of Tintin: The Secret Of The Unicorn, Dream House.

Dorian Gray Does Grindr

A favorite website of mine that i too often forget about:
http://www.luriddigs.com/

Please, Change Or Stop

There's a million gay dating websites, but the one i'd say is the most popular in Montreal is http://www.gay411.com/.
(Grindr is an iphone app)
A thing that bugs me about that site, is that i've been on it off and on since 2003, and it's always the same people you see on there, and some of those people HAVE THE SAME PHOTOS as they did in 2003.
Listen Bitches! It ain't possible, you don't still look like that! Change! We all know you, we see you all the time, and that photo has been there for CENTURIES!
a guy told me on there today ''Why are you ignoring me?'' I responded ''Why are you stalking me? You've had the same photos for 8 years, and every 2 weeks you send me a message, STOP!''
thanks for letting me vent.